is not dead.

He is not, he is not, he is not, he is not.

 Come on, Rowling! I was expecting Snape, Tonks, Lupin, maybe not Hedwig or Dobby, but even Mad-eye!

But…kill off a Weasley? And…Fred? I love Fred…And George! What in the world is going to happen to George?

Let’s start from the beginning. I had wanted the Weasley’s to remain intact. Why? …Because they’re the Weasleys and therefore they do not die in any type of war. (I did love how Percy came back though, it was nice). But I meant intact. I did not want George to lose an ear. They’re twins, they should stay identical. Then Fred…Fred is not dead. He could have not gotten killed by a wall. Death by wall is the most ridiculous way to die. Fred and George survive the war and live wealthily ever after, pulling pranks on each other and everyone else for the rest of eternity. Doesn’t anyone see it? I do.

But nooo. That couldn’t have happened.

Did anyone notice how George wasn’t in the epilogue at all? I betcha he commited suicide.

We do not kill off identical twins who keep the story moving with their ultimately awesome mischievousness and twinnitude! And therefore, as it is a given, Fred and George are alive, stable and neither of them are ear-less. Moo.