Archive for July 2007
The History of Athena-Language
No. Not the goddess’. Mine.
Indeed, lotsa people know about the way I speak as I have spoken to them oddly enough. But here is a rough guide to my language as people sometimes have a hard time understanding. Some people just think I add “ies” to everything I say. I do not. (more…)
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Picture this
I’m in a dojo. Of martial arts.
I have to key-aye. Meaning I have to yell. I’ve taken a course called prepare at school in which I have to yell too. This makes the action stronger and more surprising and jazz.
I can’t. Prepare had a valid reason. “No” as it don’t try to touch me you weirdo assaulter.
I don’t like loud noises. I don’t like yelling. I’m a silent supporter.
So I tried.
Everyone else went “Agh!” “Hah!” and whatnot, basic aggressive grunts.
I went, “Nya!”
I swear to god the guy in front of me cracked up.
This is also what I do when playing tennis. Some tennis players “grunt their way through a match”.
“Unnrgh” “Grr.” “uhh.”
Pas moi.
What do I do? Ask my court buddies. During a game this is what you hear from my side of the court:
“Nya!” “Moo!” “Gah!” “Nuu!” “Eep!” “Meep!”
This is sooooooo embarrasing. And yet, I’m not going to try to stop. This is my thing. No one will stop me. Ever.
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