Archive for June 2007
Owwies
Owwies is right. First I scrape both elbows dragging myself around a dojo to build strength (which I DO NOT HAVE).
Then I bruise my knee, fall up the stairs (as usual), land a flight ahead of my wanted destination (thankfully no one saw that), run my toe against different things so many times until it bleeds, lean against a hot iron and then run into the door. Repeatedly.
This is obviously not my week.
Add comment June 26, 2007
Off on another one…
Take a step back please. I’m here to write about my attic.
EGAD THERE ARE THINGS LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND I’M TERRIFIED. I wake up at night to squeaking from the roof. Now, it isn’t safe to go into my attic and I’m not starting now, but I think that there are squirrels up there. And what if they’re the same drunked squirrels that bounced off my windows? Egad, there are drunken squirrels in my attic! What if they claw their way through the ceiling. I’m scared, I’m so scared and I’m hearing the noises again and I’m scared. Do you think they’ll go away?
What if they’re all in my head? I don’t want them in my head? Oh my god they’re in my head. I’m going to go insane if they’re in my head. Wait, I’m already insane.
Phew! That’s a relief.
But the noises are seriously coming from my ceiling. And they’re getting louder….Bloody hell they’re coming from behind my bookcase…oh no they’re not. But it’s so weird. The scraping and the squeaking..I’m beginnning to wonder if they’re squirrels at all.
THE GRUDGE IS IN MY ATTIC!!
Ok. Not scared. Nope, Not scared at all. A BUTTERFLY!!!! I’m terrified. More than anything. It fluttered. Away. Thank you heaven.
Add comment June 13, 2007
